I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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