omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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