Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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