i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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