If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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