I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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