she kept yelling 'call me bella'
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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