So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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