His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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