There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
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