I want to walk on stilts...naked
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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