I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
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I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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