THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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