she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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