whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I can text with my tongue
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.