Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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