For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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