"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
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Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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