i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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