dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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