let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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