ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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