did you get engaged???
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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