Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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