Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
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best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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