So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
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Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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