Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
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He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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