About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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