SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
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Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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