Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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