There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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