he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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