who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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