OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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