Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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