Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'm bleeding and have questions
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