I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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