so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
PANTIES FOUND
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