So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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