That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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