Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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