Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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