I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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