So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Randomize
