where am i from again
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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