Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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