Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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