I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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