WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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