that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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