dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
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Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
How naked do you want me to be?
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