Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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