Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
he fucked my hip out of place.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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