have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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