i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
