So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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