just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
and she was petting her beer can
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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