She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Randomize
